2nd Annual Lebowski Bash (Sydney)
PHONE'S RINGIN' SYDNEY.
Think back, if your White Russian and Thai stick-addled brains can allow you to do so, to a glorious evening of Walters, Jesuses (Jesi?), Smokeys, the occasional bag of dirty undies, amatures, nihlits, pederasts (not really!), Maudes, and F*ckin Veterans. A night filled with Caucasians, Logjammin', and toes -- with nail polish! A magical evening, no doubt. But something was missing. Even on Shabbos the answer was obvious. Bowling! That's right folks, we're doing it all again, and THIS time, you really can say f*ck it Dude, let's go bowling! Lebowski Bash is BACK. The Second Annual Lebowski Bash Australia is rolling your way, April 20th (what better day, Dudes?) 2013 at the Randwick Ritz Cinema and April 21st at Manhattan Super Bowl! No, you're not dealing with morons here. We heard your moaning last year and turned this years' Bash into a Super Bash! A two-night extravaganza worthy of Jackie Treehorn himself. Night 1: Costume contest (here's a tip, if you show up as Arthur Digby Sellers in an iron lung, you win!). Break out your purple jumpsuits, your jelly shoes, your handlebar moustaches, and what have you, because the prizes this year are better than ever! Kahlua White Russians and Oat Sodas at the 'Gary's Bar', Lebowski Tribute Band, a Duder rug raffle (because how else are you going to tie that room together) and of course, a screening of the Coen Brothers Classic -- and our favourite movie ever -- The Big Lebowski. Night 2; We roll. Throwin' rocks. Slammin' em. Whatever you wanna call it, we just call it far out man, far -- f*cking -- out. Put your El Duderino-iest bathrobe on and joint us at Manhattan Super Bowl for bowling, serious Lebowski trivia, League Play, Duder DJ, more White Russians and what-have-you, because...hell, I lost my train of thought here.... And we do move on to the Next Round Robin! Am I wrong?